A roving workplace chaplain

Posted by Eric Gonzalez in Facebook's Pentecostal Theology Group View the Original Post

Facebook friends and acquaintances: I am seeking employment in the following manner: As a roving, workplace chaplain, I would befriend your employees, listen to their stories and ideas, help sell them on diversity, help them bloom where they’re planted, reconsider steps of faith unto a calling elsewhere when applicable, tap into their own sense of commitment to your mission statement, and represent them a little more – at least to the ears of God. I am set to accept interviews from companies and factories in Phenix City, AL; Columbus, GA; Atlanta, GA; and Central Florida. I have an elastic, eclectic, heart-healthy sense of humor and best of all, I enjoy and can interpret paradoxes of various kinds. Helpful angels may private message me.

14 Comments

  • Reply December 7, 2016

    Street Preacherz

    May the Lord bless your efforts.

  • Reply December 7, 2016

    Eric Gonzalez

    Thanks, Street Preacherz! Love the FB name, btw, it brings back memories.

  • Reply December 7, 2016

    Street Preacherz

    Well I believe it’s important to present Christ with passion, clarity and conviction. To keep Jesus name sweet, Holy, full of faith and rejoicing. I just do it downtown, out loud. Opps they’re playing the national anthem gotta go…

  • Reply December 7, 2016

    Eric Gonzalez

    And just like that, he was gone!

  • Reply December 7, 2016

    Eric Gonzalez

    May you ever be permitted downtown, regardless of the end times.

  • Reply December 8, 2016

    Troy Day

    Street preachers and street chaplains wanted!

  • Reply December 8, 2016

    Street Preacherz

    Theologians and pastor’s needed. Thank you for all you do.

  • Reply December 8, 2016

    Eric Gonzalez

    Glory to God.

  • Reply December 9, 2016

    Troy Day

    #NICE

  • Street Preacherz
    Reply November 3, 2017

    Street Preacherz

    I could use a chaplain myself right now. Oh boy!

  • Troy Day
    Reply February 16, 2020

    Troy Day

    major corporations are now paying for chaplains in the workplace to pray for and counsel employees. Wonderful. Next step: training the chaplains in effective healing/deliverance prayer. Due to the horrible situation in the seminaries, it is probable that these 70% of these chaplains know little or nothing about effective healing prayer. William DeArteaga this is NOT a new trend of course Companies have hired spiritual advisers for several decades now Any job search website has the position listed numerous times Our article is couple of years old though BTW there is an European scholars who developed a master of chaplaincy degree well accepted by NATO and others that sets pah for corporate chaplaincy within their legal system and it may add well to your search proposal

  • William DeArteaga
    Reply February 16, 2020

    William DeArteaga

    Thank you

  • Les Snowden
    Reply February 16, 2020

    Les Snowden

    Praying that you have a great success with this Troy

  • Haley Knox
    Reply February 16, 2020

    Haley Knox

    Oh Lord please no one hire him
    He’ll twist them right into hell

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