You may NOT be Pentecostal IF:
- You have not had a communion service in the last 3 months?
- You have not had a foot washing service within the past 6-12 months
- You talk more about the offering, than you speak in tongues from the pulpit
- If you had not have even one newly saved in your church the past month
- If you are more postmillennial than premillennial
- If you are more Calvinistic than Armenian
- If you believe God preordained you to be this way, instead of continuously striving for sanctifying holiness